She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i believe in u and ur pee
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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