I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
