He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
she looked like the before picture.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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