I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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