i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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