can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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