Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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