you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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