K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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