I wanna bring you to show and tell
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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