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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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