I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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