I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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