And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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