Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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