hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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