just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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