: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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