he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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