the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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