do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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