Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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