This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
