It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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