I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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