I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Alive.
So much puke
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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