yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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