I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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