i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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