shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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