there was a trapeze. enough said
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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