He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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