Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
