i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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