therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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