You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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