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I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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