I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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