Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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