look no pants
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
