I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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