Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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