She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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