I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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