is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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