didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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