So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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