Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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