No stitches, just platelets and will power
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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