so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
soo... how was my night?
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