wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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