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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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