Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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