All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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