Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
that's an acceptable place to lick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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