last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
