Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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