I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
